“Jury’s out,” I said, “Jodie needs more practice.”
“You’ve got to the end of the month to decide,” Mary declared, “Why do total bastards have all the best cocks?”
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“You can not go out looking like that,” Mary my partner shouted at Jodie her daughter as I sat watching TV. Mary was a good mother, good cook, OK in bed but no looker while Jodie was a 10. “Then don’t let him sweetie,” Mary suggested. “I’m not your Daddy,” I reminded her, “I can fuck you right here little lady, it’s your call, no need to go outside in the cold and wet to get laid.”
“No Daddy,” she said, “But Daddy,” she added, “That feels really really nice.”
“I know honey, and when you slip down on my cock I’ll take you right to heaven,” I offered.
