She finished with another searing kiss before handing the soap to me. “Fred is expecting me.”
“Morning, Sean; how you feeling? The problem isn’t how many people I know; it’s how many people know me. Ever hear the term ‘muscle bound?’”
“I have heard of it, but I’m not really sure what it means.”
I used my bicep to demonstrate. “Yes, but as company property I can take about thirty-eight thousand in depreciation annually for five years which I couldn’t do if it was my personal property. You must have been having a really bad day because you shocked my balls about twenty times in what was obviously another set of misunderstandings. Is romance on the menu, too?”
“Asks the woman who dropped my shorts so she could check out my equipment.”
“That was scientific research.” She tried to sound serious, but couldn’t hold back a grin and a giggle. If you’re not familiar with the term it refers to plants grown in mineral and fertilizer laden water as opposed to soil.
