“Well, let’s just say that there’s no shame in having your penis mistaken for a King Cock.” She gave me a curious look and then left. The sex ed book my mum gave me said that it was rare for men to come more than 3 times in an hour and that if anyone told you they did, they were probably lying. Small and wrinkly and anaemic. “Yeah, I suppose you’re right. If that was the game she wanted to play, then bring it on. I got a bottle of baby oil and a box of tissues from the bathroom. I caught the most tantalising glimpse of the diamond shaped thigh gap at the top of her legs. It seems my cock chose that exact moment to pop out through the open fly of my shorts. Nothing more happened that holiday. More often than not, I woke up before the climax and was left more frustrated than ever.
