“You want it, you go and get it!” Jason demanded cockily. I’d never known such ecstasy! I had to look away; it was starting to make me feel bad. Dad was a complete nerd so believed anything the papers claimed were dangerous, so no computers, no games consoles, and no unhealthiness. “Yeah Rob, why does your Mum have to be so fit?” Ben agreed. Despite his thick, greased black hair and poor dress sense, he had a fantastic body. The three of us shared some form of stew which Dad had concocted, but Mum loudly voiced her opinion:
“Well that’s another great meal you’ve churned up here Graham!”
“Mum, don’t start…”
“What’s wrong with it?”
“It looks like you’ve just shit in a dish!”
“Look, it’s good for you. Oh God, her screams… After relishing at my abdomen for what seemed like hours, he made for the flies. He must have been starving, the bowl lasted barely seconds! There were normally more, but they probably had some clubs of sorts to go to. What’s wrong with that?”
“Well I saw her through the
