“Just how handy ARE you?” She stood so close that I could feel her breath on my lips as she spoke. It’s just Lil ole me sitting here, watching ESPN.”
“Oh, that’s right. In fact, I had to know NOW. I helped him move out. She was the demonic soon-to-be ex-wife of my buddy Tommy, and I supported his decision to get the hell out of there wholeheartedly. The repercussions could be very bad. “Look Theresa, you know that Tommy and I are tight, but I’ve always thought of you as a friend as well (lie #1). This way she shifted gears was just way too fucking bizarre. I was totally ready to fuck her, and lined my cock up to her wet pussy, aiming below her light blonde landing strip.