Three-way Perversion

D’ya suppose his reluctance has to do with how the entire student body will be ogling HIS body and no one else’s? Hermione took her down to the Infirmary. I’m not going out there starkers! I think we’d all look dashing in blue. We can’t possibly concede the game! I’m quite put out with him, he’s hiding Harry, I just know it, and he won’t say where. BTW, Alicia and crew have it out for you. Should a magical measure stick be seen in the vicinity of the field on game day, there will be 500 points deducted from the house and a month of detentions. Especially not Ron. Deputy Headmistress
Minerva McGonagall
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To: Ginny Weasley
From: Lavender Brown
Re: Harry’s Measurements
Oh my goodness. All those Quidditch practices and whatnot have left us lean, trim and very firm. Brotherly Love,
Fred & George
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To: All Gryffindors
From: Ron Weasley
Re: Attention All Gryffindors
If I find the perv who has been sneaking around taking pictures of me starkers, I’ll do worse than an unforgiveable curse!