“Yes,” Elsie agreed, “He’s definitely got the horn.”
“I’m just doing as I was bid,” I insisted. “Well I’m a bloke ent I,” I admitted. Bloody gaffer was at ours when I got home, Gaffer had told me Mam and Dad as I wasn’t to shag anyone apart from his Elsie. “Taking advantage I’d say,” Gaffer announced, “I reckon if I wasn’t here he’d give thee one our Elsie. “And my Dads paying you so that makes you a Giglo,”
“Nicd work if you can get it,” I says, “Elsie.”
“What?” she answers
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“Well I was thinking see I thought I could get a brass dick cast for thee,” I suggested, “Keep it polished and that shouldn’t give thee a rash.”
“Yes, make it hollow so as I can fill it with hot water,” she said “Or it would be a bit cold in winter,”
“Yes,” I agreed.
