Ruth Ewing also found that she had been “blessed”. I realised it worked so I took it.”
“Do you often steal your brother’s property?”
“No, but…this was a once-in-a-lifetime find.”
“And what did you do once in possession of the wand?”
“I…had sex with One Direction,” Abbie admitted. “When they’re ready, they’ll bring us before the courts,” the man replied. “Do not blaspheme!” Her mother shouted. It’s the sort of thing the Emperor probably makes love on a big pile of. This story is the only one where I planned the vast majority of it out. His cock and balls were huge! Including you.”
“Joshua,” said another of the women, this time a younger one. Josh quickly learned he apparently had the ability to control his erections, a skill he enjoyed thoroughly. Something about him felt off, but he couldn’t quite put his finger on it.
