Everyone would want a poke at the ‘cumming girl’ and this certainly wouldn’t be my last kidnapping. I was Ripley in Alien 3, cringing as the drooling xenomorph closed in on my cheek. If the kiss made me think of the skyscraper analogy, sex made me discover I was actually living in a fucking space elevator. Even while already having a bigger orgasm than any woman in history, I couldn’t wait for more sperm to kick off the next level. No one needs to see the educational video we filmed while you were out of it.”
Fucking bastards. I promise; no one will ever appreciate you as much as I will. Accidentally touching a passing stranger was a debilitating experience that took a whole day to shake off. I promise; no one will ever appreciate you as much as I will. Which secret is less likely to spread? Even in my drooling, debilitated state, I instantly felt the swimming human cells poking my most sensitive areas with their head and whipping them with their tails.
