Were you paralyzed? From what you can see at least, she doesn’t look like some fashion expert herself, so who the hell is she to judge!? You’re dead and in a morgue. That bright red lipstick, the horrible blush, the black eyeliner, and the blue eyeshadow! I suspect the cause may be either cold weather or arousal at time of death.”
The woman then removes her hand from your chest. “I’m attributing cause of death to a heart attack. Chill air surrounds you, and you feel as though your entire body were covered in goosebumps. The man joins her by your side. It’s still going?”
You continue to pee for a another three whole minutes before the stream dries up. You started to get the feeling that their obsession with this may come from them not being able to have kids.
