bad breath and 10 second sex, but at least i got something i suppose and i always had my toy waiting for me when i got home lol. as he spoke i nearly fainted, BAD BREATH ALERT, i’ve got this theory that smelly breath equals smelly cock and after a lot of research i can tell you this is 99% accurate! It was the lad from the Black Swan and his mate! Started off in Moodys( ‘cos it’s cheap) then Reflections( ‘cos it’s bangin) then we went to the Bank( cos it’s shit but the queue for Reflex is terrible). I lost the first hand and took off my top to reveal a lacy white see-through push up bra and i could see by the lads faces that they could see my nipples through the lacy material. Just then a taxi pulled up so we all piled in and headed to Kirsty’s house to drop her off then back to his for ‘coffee’ lol. Flares was next( full of old men staring at my tits so i
