It seemed to go on forever. Rex and another cowboy sat me on the saddle attached to the bench and laid me back. I was helped to my feet and had pictures taken with the horse before Elrod was led back to his stall to regale in his part of the performance. I lay on the saddle sweating, unable to stop the assault on my ass. I noticed another guy in the back row undressing, and when Amber’s second cowboy finished with her, a third took his place. “No, no, stop, he’s going into my ass,” I wailed. Every time our cups were empty, we were given another until we each had accumulated several yellow plastic cups. To my surprise, another guy walked in the aisle, took off his pants and cowboy hat, and disappeared on the bench with Amber. “Oh, cool. The men all said yes, and I figured it was over. “Haha, yeah, it was, except I think I have splinters in my butt from the bench,” She said.
