There’s drains in the floor, so you just take off any clothes that are in the way and piss standing up.’
‘What?’ asked Claire, horrified. ‘Well you can always just quit, I guess,’ said Kitten. I had to hear my boyfriends say I was only adequate in bed, not good. ‘They don’t install actual toilets,’ said Kitten, inside. And then they gave me the C grade.’
‘What if you’re a virgin?’ asked Claire. ‘No, that’s the showers,’ said Claire, whispering. And you need to be careful with the hose or you’ll get your shirt wet. ‘But that’s so demeaning!’
‘It’s just a name,’ said Kitten. ‘This is weird,’ said Claire unhappily. It tasted strange, she discovered, but thick and sweet. You seem nice!’ She reached out and gave Claire a friendly hug, and Claire hugged her back. She spotted Kitten’s desk nearby. She spotted Kitten’s desk nearby. At lunch she found Kitten in the small break room, alone. It looked painful, but at the same time it fascinated Claire. Initially it arced out and splashed away from her, but soon
