I loved him so much.”
“Why does life have to be so crazy!?”
“I don’t know, Jeff. But I need to tell you something you don’t want to hear.”
Beginning to cry, “I can’t stand this, Mom!”
“Your father was only two years older than you are now.”
Angrily, “So!”
“Do you know the way Maria feels about you?”
“Duh!”
“That’s how I felt about your father back then.”
Crying harder, “No way, Mom! Did you ever get one Mom?”
“No, Jeff. Each does well in their assigned two innings. Noooo.”
“He was sweet as pie, Jeff. S. D-D-D-DuRaN dah man.”
“No matter how much of a man you are, you always will be my child. You only had sex once!?”
“No, Jeff, several times.”
“You mean that bastard shagged you more than once! Tremendous sportsmanship between the two teams continues throughout the evening. 44
FRISKY ‘N RISKY
“Good morning, Jeff. You only had sex once!?”
“No, Jeff, several times.”
“You mean that bastard shagged you more than once! I can’t wait to get to the beach with Maria!”
“I figured that’s why you’re so frisky.”
After breakfast, Rachel says, “Jeff, I pulled some stats about
