A pretty, extremely weepy soldier. Shut up and turn around.”
Boy I must have really hit that nail on the head because he audibly gasped at the ‘jacking off’ bit and gave me this look like ‘oh my god do you have cameras in my house or something?!’ and then he started seal-bark-sobbing like the first day I heard him like all: BWA! “Listen Rebecca..” All trying to sound reasonable but just coming off like he was completely shitting his pants. Besides, I’m on a clock here ya know? It took him a few seconds more to process the whole ‘position zero’ thing; the fact that I was suddenly defining an indexed list of physical positions that I would expect him to assume before I had my way with him was no doubt a bit jarring for him. Like, a huge part of what’s making this so fun for me is my own expectation that he will call bullshit on me, and laugh in my face and tell me to go fuck myself, which is completely what I
