The natives already on the bus helped us get in. I was very conscious of trying to not look like a homo. We all just laughed until we had tears. “I was beating off in the bushes by the bus stop when they got off the bus and caught me. “Ha ha ha, yeah. There was blood in the water and was already attracting more sharks. “Uh, uh, uh, aaaarrrrghhhh!!!,” Ralph grunted from his bedroom. No, there are 5 sisters up the hill from us and the 3 oldest are hookers.” Ralph was practically salivating. We had a system whereby one of us would dive down and relieve the guy working on the clam. We jerked off watching them. They both spun around and were very surprised to see me. The relieved would rise up and help the third guy scan for sharks. When we finally made it to the beach they started yelling at us and throwing things at us.
