Imagine being a girl and swallowing a spoonful of that stuff.”
“Jesus Christ, dude. Getting an oral creampie in church… Olivia didn’t get a chance to look at the instructions before throwing them away but it seemed simple enough. She seems to be getting worse every day,” Olivia’s mother pleaded. Olivia held, hidden in the palm of her hand, the thin black rod crowned with a black marble that looked like some futuristic, reusable cotton swab. Josh was a prankster but not when he was horny. There was a number to call for emergencies. What is wrong with you, Olivia!?”
“Mom I’m not…” Olivia’s mom won the tug of war with the wand because her daughter’s hands let go of the stick to cover her mouth. Meet Kimiko, the love pillow that takes away your mess and your shame.”
And, on another channel: “New York City is proud to work with Quantum Industries to provide its homeless population with a clean, convenient and dignified way to urinate.”
And in the middle of nowhere: “See, Pops?” The kid hacked a
