I had the truck unloaded in 10 minute flat. I said I was not expecting to see a woman with no clothes on out back here. She said you have the job and I will write you a check. This pleasant sounding woman calls and says she needs an estimate to paint her house. I hate when people are late. She appeared with my beer and a glass of wine for herself and sat next to me. I said do you have something in mind my dear? Great I said and took the check and key and told her I needed to go. She said go ahead, you will last longer the next time. I said in due time doll, You waited over 11 years I’m sure you can take another hour before you rape me. Ok deal. She sat up and kissed me and said are you free for dinner, I said if I’m having you again I can stay. I told her it was getting bad being a trucker and just wanted a change.
