“Order in Court!” the Judge bellowed, “In all my years on the bench I have bever seen such disgraceful behaviour!”
He turned on the defence bloke, “Mr Anchovy, do your clients wish to change their plea?”
He stood up, “To be honest My Lord they sacked me so I suggest you ask someone who actually gives a damn.”
The Judge asked the Defendents, “Is it your position that Miss A willingly consented to sexual intercourse?”
“Eh?” Defendent D asked because he weren’t that bright. Anyway it worked ’cause she got to model some tights! “And in addition I find the defendents who openly exposed themselves and masturbated in full view of the public gallery in contempt of court.” he boomed. Big Dave filmed it on his mobile and he stuck it on YouTube
“Er, no” the Judge replied, “Mr Mollineaux?”
Mollineaux continued, “Are you enjoying yourself Miss A?”
“It’s no bloody fun being a nympho,” she replied between gasps of pleasure, “I has to have it reguar see,” she explained.
