They were clothed this time, so in my impatience, mercilessly ripped their clothes off them. You were only supposed to stay in the woods!”
“I can’t just stay in the woods because at this rate I’ll go crazy.”
I told him at length how my life was going and that I was fed up with it, so I asked him for the car keys and his sheriff hat to cover my face somehow and to try to sneak off to my college. “Not with women, but I just remembered that my girlfriend is taking some anthropology classes and her professor specializes in spells and curses, so maybe she can find a way to shorten this thousand-day period before I go crazy!”
He wasn’t convinced, but at least he came up with a better idea: he would take me in the police car to the dorm where my girlfriend was staying while I was going to lie in the back seat. Even though I was almost half a meter taller than her, she tried to climb on top of me, but
