I had to get home before I FROZE! I smiled as I contemplated drinks on the sand and beach bimbos everywhere. I quickly curled up in the closet with all the blankets again. It was over 2,000 miles, so I had to get back to my truck. After a minute I realized I’d never make it there from Philadelphia in only jeans and a t-shirt. I started running through the ankle-deep snow in my bare feet. He’s coming around. I instinctively knew which way was west, toward my house in Utah. “It’s okay. “… didn’t pay for two days, so I opened the door and found him like that.”
I felt something squeezing my left arm and another male voice said, “BP is only 70 over 40, with pulse of 16. The scent of her vagina was BREATHTAKINGLY appealing! “Sir, did you take any drugs? Ronald Junior is your name, right?”
I groggily mumbled, “Ron. I knew something was terribly wrong, and finally realized, THE FANG!
