Coco Lovelock’s Stepfather Demands Submission To Unlock Her Chastity Belt

“What is this all about?” I innocently asked the student housing director as I handed her the bullshit bill. The institution itself is highly influenced by the doctrine of the Mormon Church, as many of the students who attend there, along with their professors, are de facto members of the hokey religion. The Resident Assistant within my dormitory was a cookie-cutter Mormon missionary fuck who actively patrolled the hallways of my living unit at night. With Brandy riding my saddle, I quickly threw her to the side of me and covered her up with the blankets. Before doing the shimmy-shimmy inside our shared bedroom, Skoal advised me that I should place a sock over the exterior door handle. After experiencing several interruptions from Skoal while I was busy chewing, licking, or scrumping on Brandy, my roommate advised me of a universal symbol of communication that I was previously unaware of before I went to college.