I was able to answer one question well enough to the point that I think I’ll get partial credit. The professor in that class was a huge asshole and Kelly and I spent most classes sitting in the back of the lecture hall, making each other laugh at his expense. “Ahh.” I said taking in the sight. It’s a great fucking movie.” We laughed a lot at this. What happened next was even hotter than the last hottest thing I’d ever seen in my life. We talked for a while about math, going over the formulas and steps for the various things on the test. I told her that I would be there in a few and started walking briskly in that direction. What happened next was the hottest thing I had ever seen in my life up until that point. A few seconds later she let out a soft, mildly confused, mostly terrified “Fuck”. Whatever liquids weren’t absorbed by my sweatshirt (of which there was a lot) hit the metal chair she was sitting on and
