I’d probably give it to Blitzen since she was the one who actually earned it. Only aim for their fat butts or tits!”
I had to laugh at that one; it was pretty funny – cruel but funny. “Husbands of the winners get a Sexxmas card each,” he said and passed out 10 dollar Starbucks card, leaving many of the men with three cards and 30 dollars in gift cards. My Aunt winked at me when she saw me watching. I knew the goal was to tease the girls, but I loathed her self-esteem. I appreciate it; I am just a chubby hubby with a big butt. The women looked like they had all been impaled by candy cane-colored spears forced down their throats – unable to close their mouths. Which meant it was Comet’s turn to be the first one to deep throat an ice-cold dildo that had been freshly plucked from her sister’s ass. He warned that if a wreath sat on the ground for more than 10 seconds, he’d find a way to turn THAT
