They pissed into them, farted into them, deliberately skidmarked them and by leaving them on for days, they got a nice coating of vaginal discharge. To suit everyone’s pockets. You take old-fashioned brown wrapping paper, soak it in water, fashion it into a shit log of desired length, make it smooth or gnarly according to your mood, and insert it under your enemy’s covers. This was the best and favourite part of the job as far as she was concerned. In the end I decided on this. It’s easy. Richard the Third is London Rhyming Slang for ‘turd’. Themes: mast, lez, ws, light scat
This in an offshoot project from the Margey Household chronicles. The two entrepreneurs renamed their site “Zelly’s Smellies – genuine used knickers at an affordable price”, the name being a combination of both girls’ names of course. How dare you leave your disgusting fucking baby batter anywhere near my precious clothes, especially my very expensive underwear.
