Just the briefest moan and she was his. “Absolutely, now if you will excuse me I have a rampant member myself,” I said as I excused myself and went to find my latest maid. “We shall celebrate Mr and Mrs Mellors,” I suggested. “We have seen a great demonstration of affection, indeed a fornication, so all that is required is to sign a deposition to that effect.”
“Now hold hard Hansen,” Legge blustered. “Because,” I explained, “I have the right to every maidenhead within the parishes of my estate, obviously I cannot take your maidenhead, so it must be recorded.”
“Pah,” she snapped, “Very well doctor do your worst!” she snapped and she raised her voluminous skirts to reveal her upper thighs. “The good doctor is required to verify your virginity,” I explained. Humphrey could have been the inspiration for the Humpty Dumpty fable, very near as big round as he was tall he did not wear his sixty years well, but he was like an older brother to me, the sort who puts frogs in ones boots and
