“Damn!” Mike said,”I forgot,” and he found some bags for them, scrunched up the bones and that into a fist shape and slapped some fibreglass matting over before he taped them up with gaffer tape, he did the same with the feet. “Portable, a member of staff will piss on them, and they can shit where ever they want.” he said. “Not always,” he said, “I like to keep in character,” he explauned, “So you’re Councillors Allthwaite and Armitage, you sound like a dodgy comedy duo,” he joked, or tried to, “You want to check the Pedo unit?”
“Yeah, whats this about healthy eating?” I asked, “Council minutes page 236 of 2015, McDonalds Chicken McNuggets” and I flashed the page under his snout. “Ah,” Mike agreed and he fished out a smaller box and chucked me and Al a three pack of Durex each “Just in case,” and stuffed a bottle of lube and a load of condoms in his back pocket.
