Joke About My Friend’s Boobs Ends With Creampie In Reverse Cowgirl Position

I lived in New York. She’s welcome to whatever else she can find, if she wants it that bad.”

I sighed and said, “I just needed to get out of there. “Aw. Fuck her tears. I know.”

“You probably dodged a bullet,” Dillon offered. She peered at me with one eye, half her face buried in the mattress, and gave me a small smile. Lucas.”

“I keep telling you,” she said. So, that’s what I was to her: an option. Goddammit! I sat up straight. I just hate the whole dating thing.”

“I don’t blame you. She looked away from me and said, “I met someone.”

A chill ran through me, and I suddenly had to remind myself to breathe. “I thought you would’ve been balls-deep in Jessica right about now.”

He glanced at his phone and then looked around the room. I reached under her and cupped a heavy breast, kneading it roughly as I got closer to exploding in her. Stars are aligning… this is gonna be your time, and if you need to talk, you know I’m there.”

He clapped me