He said, “C’mon, it’ll be fun. C’mon, let’s walk.”
They continued along their usual route back to her house while he explained. I wouldn’t keep letting you tell me what to do if I didn’t really like it, no matter how much I like you. And then she heard him say, softly, “I love you.”
Everything went still inside her. She tried not to cry. This is… You’re the most exciting… I never thought… She was awakened by the sound of something rattling against her window. When she heard his footsteps getting close she whirled and struck a fake karate pose, saying, “Hah!”
He immediately dropped into a similar posture and begun threatening her in asian-sounding gibberish, and they danced around in fake combat in the middle of the road for all of about thirty seconds before he snaked out an arm and grabbed her, bent her backwards in his arms as if for a big romantic kiss—and then placed his mouth on her neck and used it to make a loud farting noise.
