They shared a neighborhood. “Pizza. I have a sure way for us to get laid.”
“Really, sure, huh.”
“You know how women’s prisons are full of women that have not seen a man in years?” Joe asks. Joe strolls up carrying the twelve-pack. “I’m six foot one,” one of them says. “I’ve been looking for a man like you,” she says as she grabs his hand and leads him into the bedroom. I’m willing to quit my job at the fast food joint to change careers.”
“Ooh, a big career move,” says Pete. I could use one too.”
Another twenty minutes or so pass with no activity. Help!” shouts Joe. “Dude, I think you got no faith in me.”
“Dude, I think you’re right.”
They stop at the nearest liquor store and Joe runs in and gets a bottle of brandy.
Actors:
Ninfa / Steven Hard
