I’ve even been touching myself.”
I laughed and said, “Ha – welcome to the club!”
Un a mocking tone she replied, “Oh my, Joseph Long – don’t you go blind on me!”
“Well, if you see me wearing dark sun glasses!”
Hannah laughed hard. “Thanks, but I have to get her home by eleven.”
In mock excitement, he asked, “Why, is she a WITCH?” which got a laugh from those seated behind him. I was really loaded up, and I swear it took close to thirty seconds to clear out all the piss. There was a group of fifteen or so of us who were still together as math majors, having taken most of our core classes together since our first term as freshman. I was already losing faith in this class. Any girlfriend yet?”
“Ehh, still working on it. She gave Grandpa, her father, a big hug, then they made their rounds of her brothers and sisters. He was grinning and very animated as he announced, “Big news dude. Being common, it never led to anything sexual – well, that might be
