One statue of Mom with her legs spread and up in the air had been turned into a drinking fountain. I don’t mind being a human urinal but I’ll be damned if I’ll become a whore.”
The man said, “Okay, I’ll spread the word and see who bites. With all of the influential people that we had met over the years, starting a business was easy. They continued to pay well to stick their cocks in my sister. A few minutes later Mom gave me ten more cards with Felicia’s name on them and they were numbered one through ten. Some wanted to fuck Mom and then piss in Felicia. Another man came up on the stage as we got off. How much?”
The man said, “Two hundred for you and five hundred for your daughter.”
Mom then said in all seriousness, “You do know that Felicia is only thirteen and still a virgin, don’t you.”
The man said, “In that case I’m sure I can get two thousand for the first man and probably a thousand for the next six.”
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