“I’m definitely alright, Mom!”
“Oh! It helps keep you from getting bored though.”
“I hope I never ejaculate.”
“You could have your tube tied.”
“Good, I’m doing that.”
“Most men don’t want a knife anywhere near their private parts.”
“Did you say knife! Worried, “Mom, nothing came out.”
Calmly, “That means you didn’t ejaculate.”
Still worried, “So I jacked off but I didn’t.”
Laughing, “You could say that. Have you heard of the kissing disease—mono?”
“No, could I give Maria mono?”
“Well, say you wet kiss someone with mono. That’s one STD. The erotic moments with Maria play over in his mind, more vividly than on a movie screen. It took me a few years, but finally I realized he really loved me.” Read 28968 times |
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What about you, Sean?”
“My father was a preacher.”
“Wow! I made a big mistake, paid dearly, but love you more dearly.” Jeff cries and hugs his mom tightly again, kissing her all over her face.
