There before me, nude and sprawled out, was my mom. I didn’t want the night to end, I didn’t want it to ever end, but it did. Like so many times before, her lithe and athletic body swept across a stage. What my mother did next was completely unexpected. I realized then, why it was so weird to hear her say such naughty things. Her flavor was incredible, unlike anything I ever imagined. I followed, and barely saw her tuck away a keycard and push through the door. I ended up sliding down the wall and landing on my ass. I had lusted after this moment my entire teenage life. The rest of dinner went well, and I didn’t find myself in any more awkward conversations with my mom. She smiled as she continued to blush and crossed her legs slightly to hide the baldness between her legs.
