And it’s even harder to tell because the guy is a grown man and the girl is only 18. But how can that be?”
He sighed heavily, then replied:
“I want to find someone worth giving my virginity to! Finally I stopped and asked her:
“You see, Emma darling, until now we have not been intimate enough to allow me to ask you such a question, but now I have progressed far enough to be able to ask you: have you ever had sex with a boy?”
She completely blushed and shook her head no. “I don’t understand,” she said puzzled. “Anyway, before I go, I have to kiss you goodbye,” I said. I say it was better because one day my wife, now ex-wife, announced to me dryly that she had found her great love and was moving with him to Australia and would be baptized into his faith.