“She wanted me to have the milkhouse… The executor of the estate– grandma’s lawyer– said that if I really wanted the house, the easiest thing for me to do was to take twelve acres off my share of the land sale. Once I recovered from the vibrations, I got up on my hands and knees and plugged in the anal probe. “It is all really old fashioned, but has been kept in perfect condition.” He then took me on a tour of the small building. no it couldn’t be… It had an old fashioned brass bed centered against the end wall of the room and all sorts of strange glass tubes mounted on the side walls. I didn’t have to wait very long. The small and large circles of leather with metal pads on the inside of them were wrist and ankle electrodes. The other end had a heavy metal tube that was rounded at one end with the wires going into the other. I stood next to the bed looking around the small room trying to
