“What does the panel think about suicides among young people in custody.” he said. The Lib Dems was mortified, Al told me later they was in denial, that was after they chucked him out of their committee room when he said him and me was mates. “I the Deputy Returning Officer,” he said, “A total of three hundred and eighteen ballot papers were isued a turn out of just over fifteen per cent,” he paused, “Of the three hundred and eighteen ballot papers issued, no less than two hundred and six.” he said, “Were spoiled ballot papers.”
After a pause he continued, “But of the one hundred and twelve unspoiled papers John Montgomery Allthwaite,” and the cunts started giggling, “BNP had fifty two votes,” he said, “Mahindra Hansvar Singh, The UK Independence Party candidate thirty eight and.”
“You fucking won Johnno you cunt!” Norman Biggins shouted, “Fucking hell lads, he won!” and the lads woke up “We won, We won, we won, we won,” they started singing to the tune of Amazing Grace, drowning out the council bloke who
