This pizza is so good. At 20, you’d think math would come easier for me. I’m a rational human, but prefer honesty. This pizza is so good.
Jess: Have you ever seen a girl’s pussy up close?
Me: Wow!
Jess: Listen, you stole something from me and now you owe me. We’re both students at our local university where she’s a prominent member of the volleyball and dance teams.
Me: *blushing* Jesus Christ.
SHOWER TURNS OFF
In a moment of panic, I quietly zipped her dance bag and pocketed her panties. Why are my panties hanging out of your pocket?
Me: Ugh.
Me: Yeah, all my failing of math has me starving too, haha. I feel like I’m just not getting it.
Jess: I’ll be there around 8, k!
Me: Word.
Me: You, uh, dropped them on the way to the shower and I meant to give them to you.