“Keep going, Sir! We’d make it three-hole, but most of you are too stupid to fuck yourself, catch rings AND suck a dick, so we’ll stick to two for now!”
Eddie had five more candy cane dildos. I was hitting as hard as I could -but it was not making the same crisp sounds that the other men made. The losers brought out a pitcher of ice water, which they used to wash the dildos clean, and then they poured that water into their mouths – spilling some down their tits and kissed it into the Winner’s mouths. “You won’t, I am really wet, and I practiced taking it up the ass for hours – just go ahead, push it in nice and hard! A ruling?” Dad asked for clarification on whether he could video tape my Aunt at the party. “She ain’t lying!” my dad teased. It felt amazing. A few of the women seemed uncomfortable – but my mom was a true champion. “Thank you, Sweetheart! I felt empowered to not only extend an invitation but
