“Oh, please, I know I am a fat cow turd. “Let’s see you fuck yourselves into Reindeer orgasm! “I am learning, but I am not a blowjob queen like your Mom, Sir,” she admitted as if I knew that firsthand. You know the way to the gazebo! I could blurt out a long litany of cuss words that I didn’t mean, but that’s not how Eddie had done this at all. There was probably some spit/cum still on the zipper. However, while she was getting dressed, I realized that she was a full head taller than me and much taller than the other women. “ … “We typically don’t allow any guy who doesn’t bring a girl to participate. The thing that my aunt had to say was funny, fun, short, and sweet – probably more than a little humiliating for her. “Blitzen, you Creamy fart-sniffing cow turd!” I shouted above the din of revelry, men taking shots and making cracks about the girls.
