My hair is brown, my eyes are brown and I’m not athletic but I’m not overweight either. Almost unbelievably so. As I flicked open the cover the pages instantly gave off an ‘I’ve been sitting here for hundreds of years’ type smell. Confused, I asked if the teacher was talking to me, to which he replied, “Well there ain’t another jack in this class is there.” before continuing on with the roll. Walking down the school hall watching as everyone passed me by. Slightly weirded out by the whole thing I put the book in my bag then packed up my laptop and charger before heading off to homeroom as the bell had begun to ring. Intrigued however I flicked to the first page in the book and wrote “I am James” then I paused for a moment before crossing out “James” and replacing it with “Jack”. I wrote, “All teachers must start and conclude roll call by singing a lullaby to the class.” Then I intently looked up at the teacher as he was just finishing
