“Paige, what do you think you’re doing?” he hissed. “So, I take it that the ‘only oral sex and masturbation with Paige’ rule has been thrown out the window, then?”
“Yes, I think that all the rules we set up have been broken, so why keep them?” replied Mom. “Right, I’ll get the baseball bat, you two get the shovels.” Mom saw the look on our faces and said;
“He’s just kidding, it was only a matter of time before you two would have found out.”
“How did it happen?” I asked Mom. It’s Christmas! If you weren’t gonna wake soon, you would have left me with no choice but to punch you in the balls.”
“Ouch, Thank god I woke up now. “You’re very tight, honey, this must be your first time.”
“Yes, it is my first. “Yes,” responded Dad, “you can have sex with whomever in the family you want.
